<![CDATA[MAD ENGLISHMAN   .   COM - Blog]]>Fri, 20 Oct 2017 16:07:02 -0700Weebly<![CDATA[A British aristocrat in New York  ]]>Tue, 12 Nov 2013 04:00:41 GMThttp://madenglishman.com/1/post/2013/11/a-british-aristocrat-in-new-york.htmlFour pieces of advice for Americans in a rest-room.
Put a radio into rest-room when possible.
Never look in the bowl. It's vulgar.
After flushing always wait, count to seven, and flush a second time, whether clear or not.
Never ever look into the bowl.
One piece of business advice for Americans:
When you leave a bank after withdrawing money, always apologize.